Megan Fox :: Courtesy of Maxim.com

The Knicks and Stephon Marbury finally parted ways last night, with the malcontent reportedly headed to Boston. If the Knicks don't win another game the rest of the season, Donnie Walsh should still win the GM of the Year award. But that isn't the breakup most of you are interested in. The first of many e-mails about Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green calling off their engagement landed in my inbox at 7:06 last night from Mike B., of Cleveland: "YES JIMMY YES YES YES!!! FINALLY MEGAN FOX HAS DITCHED THE LOSER FROM 90210! THERE IS STILL HOPE THAT SOME HOT CHICKS WON'T FALL FOR NAMES I CAN'T SAY ON YOUR SITE!" I don't quite get the Brian Austin Green hate. I mean, sure he's dated Tiffani Amber-Thiessen, Vanessa Marcil AND Megan Fox, but at least he gave us this.

The Angry T is comparing the top college basketball freshmen in the country to SI Swimsuit models.

Here's one of the best lists I've seen in a while. 5GoldenRings.net has searched through eBay to come up with the total number of items being sold for each of the 32 NFL teams and reveals the best and worst item for each team. (Thanks to Dave, of Columbus, Ohio, for the link.)

Matthew Fox, Tiger Woods :: /Getty Images

Two men attempting returns get pitted in this tale of the tape.

Thoughts From The Jockstrap gives us a little history lesson on the name Doug. Did you know that out of the three major sports, only one athlete named Doug has ever made it to the Hall of Fame? Can you name him?

Mets utility man Fernando Tatis. But I can't explain it as well as The Sports Hernia did.

On Monday, Hot Clicks mentioned Ines Sainz being omitted from Playboy.com's Sexiest International Sportscaster list. Well, Graham, of Regina, Saskatchewan, sends along even more pics of Sainz. And yesterday, Hot Clicks mentioned Adriana Lima marrying Marko Jaric. Well, there are rumblings already that Lima is pregnant. Lastly, after Joaquin Phoenix's bizarre appearance with David Letterman, Hot Clicks linked to a piece on Talk Show Train Wrecks. Well, the folks who put that together are back with Part 2.

Yankees Universe, of Edison, N.J., says "Hey Jimmy, loyal reader of Hot Clicks. I always wanted to pay my dues and find something good for you. I think this is it, it's time for Snuggie to move over. Check out this crazy Baby Mop suit. The video is in Japanese but actually it doesn't need any explanation." Russ, of North Bay, Ontario, Canada, says "Jimmy, I have a treat for you today! As far as some of the greatest products ever invented (Snuggie excluded ), consider The Bathroom Sprayer. Take note of the savings on paper during this time of economic uncertainty." Meanwhile, all Adam Becker, of Brooklyn, N.Y., says is "This exists."

To see what list Carmella Garcia makes, check out the Hot Clicks Facebook Group.

The NFL Network's Rich Eisen runs the 40-yard dash at the NFL combine.

Via BestWeekEver.tv, comes this clip, which Best Week titled "The Best Live Televised Introduction In Scooter-Riding History."

The Onion takes on spam. (Warning: Link contains strong language.)

Drew, of Hickory, N.C., says "I know you've been on something of an '80s kick recently. And so I submit one of the most brilliantly conceived videos on YouTube." Basically, the clip shows that by using some dramatic music, Ferris Bueller's Day Off could be thought of as one of the most dramatic films in the history of American cinema.