Also receiving votes: Boom Boom (Fred Couples), Cupcakes (Couples), All Day (Glen Day), Big Easy (Ernie Els), The Grip (Ed Fiori), Chickenhawk (Fred Funk), Mini-volcano (Dudley Hart), Chuck Parnevik (Charles Howell), Stone Crab (Mike Hulbert), Hollywood (John Huston), Zucchini (Hank Kuehne), Barnyard (Bernhard Langer), Frankie the Blade (Frank Lickliter), Scooter (Scott McCarron), Shark (Greg Norman), The Chief (Dennis Paulson), Boss of the Moss (Loren Roberts), Walrus (Craig Stadler), Knuckles (David Sutherland), Brillo (Bob Tway), Big Wiesy (Michelle Wie), Tiger (Eldrick Woods)

2. Who has the prettiest swing?
Tiger Woods.........24%
Ernie Els...23%
Steve Elkington...20%

Also receiving votes: Chad Campbell, Fred Couples, Luke Donald, Steve Flesch, Retief Goosen, Larry Mize, Greg Norman, Vijay Singh, Grant Waite, Michelle Wie

Loose Lips: "Wish it was me."

3. The ugliest?
Jim Furyk .......62%
Fredrik Jacobson ..........13%

Also receiving votes: Fulton Allem, Paul Azinger, Craig Barlow, Sergio García, Paul Goydos, Donnie Hammond, Neal Lancaster, Tom Lehman, Spike McRoy, David Ogrin, Jesper Parnevik, Corey Pavin, Rory Sabbatini

4. If you had a teenage daughter as talented as Michelle Wie, would you let her play on Tour?
No 69%
Yes 31%

Loose lips: "I'd have her pose in Playboy first."

5. Should women be allowed to play on the PGA Tour?
No.....35%
Yes.....28%
Only if they qualify.....37%

6. Have you ever worn a white belt and white shoes on Tour?
No  89%
Yes  11%

Loose lips: "I was born in the '60s; I didn't play in the '60s."

7. The Dow on Dec. 31, 2004: 13,000, 10,000 or 8,000?
13,000 53%
10,000 42%
8,000 5%

Loose lips: "If it gets to 13, I won't need to play golf anymore."

8. If your life depended on a player holing a bunker shot, whom wouldyou have hit it?
Paul Azinger....35%
José María Olazábal 10%
Jim Furyk 7%
Gary Player 7%
Jeff Sluman 6%

Also receiving votes: Isao Aoki, Seve Ballesteros, K.J. Choi, Bruce Devlin, Ernie Els, Brad Faxon, Raymond Floyd, David Frost, Tim Herron, Fredrik Jacobson, Lee Janzen, Phil Mickelson, Corey Pavin, Phil Rodgers, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Brett Rumford, Vijay Singh, Bob Tway, Tiger Woods

9. Best player under 25?
Charles Howell 38%
Adam Scott 35%
Sergio García 12%
Michelle Wie 9%
Aaron Baddeley 6%

10. Should there be club testing?
Yes.....86%
No.....14%

Loose lips: "Yes, but by the manufacturers. No one wants to see USGA guys grabbing clubs out of bags."

11. Now that there is testing, should it be made mandatory or kept voluntary?
Mandatory 78%
Voluntary 22%

Loose lips: "Mandatory, but keep the results quiet. It's not fair if a player should accidentally get illegal clubs from his manufacturer."

12. Which tournament has the best perks?
International 21%
Memorial 16%
Wachovia 15%
Mercedes 13%
New Orleans 12%
Players 5%

Also receiving votes: Byron Nelson, Deutsche Bank, Disney, Doral, Las Vegas, Phoenix

13. The worst?
B.C. Open 37%
Bob Hope 12%
Pebble Beach 10%
Buick Invitational 8%
Buick Open 8%

Also receiving votes: Bay Hill, British Open, Canadian Open, Greensboro, Los Angeles, Texas Open, Tucson, U.S. Open, Western Open
Loose lips: "Honestly, we get spoiled everywhere."

14. Should Pete Rose be admitted to the Hall of Fame?
Yes............77%
No..............23%

Loose lips: "Hall of Fame, yes. Managing, no."

15. Who is the most overrated instructor in golf?
Rick Smith 30%
David Leadbetter 29%
Butch Harmon 21%
Dave Pelz 5%
All of them 5%

Also receiving votes: Peter Kostis, Mac O'Grady, Harvey Penick, Jim Suttie

16. Who is the cockiest player on Tour?
Rory Sabbatini 26%
Robert Gamez 10%
Tiger Woods 10%
Phil Mickelson 5%

Also receiving votes: Robert Allenby, Stephen Ames, Billy Andrade, Tommy Armour III, Woody Austin, Paul Azinger, Rich Beem, Sergio García, Mathias Gronberg, Lee Janzen, Jonathan Kaye, Jerry Kelly, Hank Kuehne, Justin Leonard, Scott McCarron, Jesper Parnevik,Tom Pernice, Tim Petrovic, John Riegger, Vijay Singh Loose lips: "Tiger, if you're talking about who backs it up."

17. Will David Duval win again?
Yes 91%
No 9%

Loose lips: "Not if he stays with David Leadbetter."

18. Will you be invited to Tiger's wedding?
No....88%
Yes....12%

Loose lips: "I'm crashing the mother."

19. Will Tiger win more or less after marriage?
More.....25%
Less.....14%
Same.............61%

Loose lips: "Same after he's married, less after he has kids."

20. Which TV commentator would you most like to strangle?
Johnny Miller 49%
Curtis Strange 8%
Peter Kostis 6%
All of them 6%

Also receiving votes: Peter Alliss, Brandel Chamblee, Bobby Clampett, David Feherty, Brian Hammons, Jim Kelley, Gary Koch, Gary McCord, Steve Melnyk, Tina Mickelson, Mark Rolfing, Bob Rosburg, Ken Venturi, Lanny Wadkins

21. Beer or wine?
Beer .....38%
Wine .....36%
Both ...14%
Neither ...12%

Loose lips: "I mix 'em."

22. Presidents Cup tie: good or bad?
Good 51%
Bad 49%

23. If you were stranded on a desert island, whom would you choose for company: Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette or Lisa Kudrow?
Aniston 71%
Cox Arquette 17%
Kudrow 12%

Loose lips: "Lisa Kudrow. Then I wouldn't be the dumbest one there."

24. Best-looking Tour wife or girlfriend?
Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods) 29%
Dana (Tom) Byrum 16%
Dawn (Brian) Bateman 8%
Karen (Brandel) Chamblee 8%
Sonya (David) Toms 8%

Also receiving votes: Jennifer (Fulton) Allem, Jodi (Stephen) Ames, Kristine (Pat) Bates, Amanda (Jonathan) Byrd, Cyndi (Jim) Carter, Heather (Ben) Crane, Dory (Brad) Faxon, Angela (Gabriel) Hjertstedt, Jill (Per-Ulrik) Johansson, Nicole (Hank) Kuehne, Michelle (Jeff) Maggert, Brenda Nardecchia (Mark Calcavecchia), Ashley (Hal) Sutton, Marnie (Jay) Williamson
Loose lips: "Whomever Tommy Armour III's dating."