Caption This: Reader Responses

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After Sunday night's game, Lamar Gordon cancelled his next appointment with his chiropractor.
 -- Nase, San Jose, Calif.

"No guys, I swear Ricky did not leave anything in his locker."
 -- Greg, Avon, Ind.

The Bengals received a 15-yard personal foul penalty for unnecessary use of the hug.
 -- H. Allen, Altamonte Springs, Fla.

"Did any of you guys see my offensive linemen?"
 -- Ray, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.

It appears Lamar Gordon has that fishy flavor that Bengal tigers naturally crave.
 -- Neo, East Northport, N.Y.

If you hold down the left side, and he holds down the right side, the head should just come right off if I pull on this green handle.
 -- Jerry, Long Beach, Calif.

PETA was horrified to learn of the "no tuna, all dolphin" sandwich.
 -- Karl, Minneapolis

So this is how it feels to catch a Barry Bonds home run ball.
 -- Bill, San Diego

The Bengals' Drug Enforcement Squad continues to give Dolphin running backs surprise inspections.
 -- Roan, Morgan Hill, Calif.

Contestant: "Alex, I believe the correct question to today's Visual Daily Double is: 'Why did Ricky Williams retire?' "
 -- Jim, Phoenix

The Bengals successfully used their new "Make Love, Not Football" strategy against the Dolphins.
 -- Jeremy, Scotch Plains, N.J.

Unable to reach the elusive green dot, the Dolphins fall short in an exciting game of "NFL Twister."
 -- Charley, Sylvan Lake, Mich.

"Next on the Animal Planet Network -- How Bengal Tigers Hunt Dolphins."
 -- Keith, Leominster, Mass.

"I guess I shouldn't have criticized their ridiculous uniforms."
 -- Scott, Dallas