Photo illustration by Ed Truscio

CBS has me a little confused. I know overall No. 1 seed Kentucky opens against the winner of the preliminary play-in game. But is that Lehigh-Florida A&M, or Chapera-Mogo Mogo?

Weak year for the Big Ten. Only three teams were selected. Originally it was two, but Michigan State coach Tom Izzo showed up at the door and said, "I know I'm on the list. Check again."

No Sugar Tonight: Winky Wright wins Super Welterweight title

Sad. Shane Mosley had no answers after he was subpoenaed for the BALCO grand jury.

Speaking of which, I don't want to start anything, but didn't that asterisk on last week's Sports Illustrated cover look a little too bulked up?

NHL teams change on the fly

Thirty-two players were traded before the deadline. And technically it's not over. Teams still have another 48 hours to pick up a checking line on Monster.com.

The Maple Leafs were busy. They lured former Capitals D Calle Johanssen out of retirement. It wasn't tough. All Pat Quinn said was, "Hey ... want to piss off Ted Leonsis?"

For the last year, Johannsen had been a hockey analyst for Swedish television. Here's what I don't get. Leonsis is now demanding the voice of Borje Salming in return.

Tonya Harding appears at minor league hockey game

The former Olympian put on a boxing exhibition. Too bad. Weren't you hoping she'd skate one shift, then be knocked down from behind by Todd Bertuzzi?

New York City conducts "disaster drill" at Shea Stadium

And sometimes you don't even have to write jokes.