
You Da Groom!!!Posted: Tuesday October 12, 2004 12:10PM; Updated: Tuesday October 12, 2004 2:55PM
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were married last week at a golf resort in Barbados. Strange ceremony. Twice, they had to stop the procession for a ruling by David Fay. But it was nice the ring bearer and the flower girls got the day off from work at the Nike factory. Nordegren, Jesper Parnevik's former nanny, signed a prenup worth a reported $300 million. No disrespect to Vijay, but there goes the money title. The guest list was star-studded. Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan were there. And this is cute. They snuck out during the reception and tied a couple of six-deck shoes to Tiger's car bumper. Rare public appearance for Barkley. Charles will not show up to a wedding unless there's an open bar ... or an open barbecue. Are you like me? Are you wondering if the bachelor party was alternate shots? Oprah Winfrey was supposed to show up, but couldn't make it. She's hoping to start a regular segment with Tiger, "Oprah's Hook Club." It's all in the CardsSt. Louis ousted L.A. in four in the NLDS. Luckily, the Dodger PR director had the tape of everything except Jose Lima's shutout erased. Ex-Fish foodIn an interview with Esquire, Ricky Williams says he's lost 20 pounds on a vegetarian diet. How come I think the correct expression should be "went through 20 pounds on a vegetarian diet?" Big E for Little E
Dale Earnhardt Jr. was fined $10,000 and lost 25 Nextel points for cursing on-air after winning the EA Sports 500. Not only that, he has to go the rest of the season with a restrictor plate on his tongue. Dennis Rodman trying to make a comeback in DenverDennis Rodman and Kenyon Martin. You've heard of "Showtime," how about "Showtatt?" Backstage at The Show appears every Tuesday on SI.com.
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