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Peyton Manning has 41 TD passes in 11 games after tossing six during the Turkey Day rout over the Lions. Indianapolis took the Detroit fans out of the game early. In fact, the only time the crowd started screaming in the second half was when some guy wandered through the stands in a Stephen Jackson Pacers jersey.
Elsewhere on Thanksgiving, the Cowboys beat the Bears, 21-7. Bill Parcells made some key adjustments at the half. He benched Drew Henson and two members of Destiny's Child.
San Francisco dropped to 1-10 with a 24-17 loss to Miami. Here's what I don't understand: The Niners actually gained ground in the NFC playoff hunt.
Jets QB Chad Pennington signed a three-year deal as the official spokesman for Game Time watches. The watch runs for eight weeks, then stops a month before the playoffs.
Video released of suspect who threw chair during Pacers-Pistons brawl
I don't know if it's authentic. If you look closely, you can see Jerry Springer.
NBA Players Association director Billy Hunter filed an appeal on behalf of the suspended Pacers. He wants the punishments reduced, and a shoe deal for the guy Jermaine O'Neal cold-cocked.
Meanwhile, attendance in Charlotte for the Bobcats has declined steadily since an opening night sellout. If it keeps decreasing, by Christmas, the team will have to change its name to the Hor-nots.
St. John's imposes sanctions on basketball team
This is serious. If the team does not comply with the sanctions, the U.S. can invade Queens.
Mets signed pitcher Kris Benson
Unfortunately, the club couldn't afford his salary, and his wife's fee to pose topless for next season's media guide.
Lightning players receive Stanley Cup rings
Each ring contains 138 diamonds. Well, that's what they say. It's in a box you can't open until next September.
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