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Red Sox Nation: It's a bad deal

Nothing is more annoying than Boston fans trying to justify Nomar trade

Posted: Wednesday August 4, 2004 12:14PM; Updated: Wednesday August 4, 2004 1:41PM
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Living in New York can be annoying, in no small part because the place is crawling with New York sports fans. Yankees fans are like Paris Hilton -- and not just because lots of them (especially the men) wear jeans that reveal far more butt crack than is socially acceptable.

No, it's that no matter what they do, they're going to land on their feet because they've got more money behind them than they know what to do with. But you know what I've decided in the past couple of weeks? They're not nearly as annoying as Red Sox fans. (And this place is crawling with them, as well. I'd say they've got Mets fans outnumbered in the city by a hefty margin.)

I know I should feel some empathy with Sox fans. As mentioned, yours truly is a lifelong Indians fan, and Boston's misery exceeds ours. (Need I remind Hub denizens that the Tribe won the World Series in 1948 after performing a vicious double Boston strangling, beating the Red Sox in a playoff for the AL pennant and then taking out the Braves in the Series?) But there's nothing more annoying than seeing Boston fans scramble to justify the Nomar Garciaparra trade.

I realize the guy had to go. Nomar was a cancer in the clubhouse, he's a liability defensively, he's not the same hitter he was three years ago, he's as delicate as a hothouse flower, etc. But if anyone should have seen these things happening it's Theo Epstein.

A few years back Carlos Baerga was basically Nomar. He had put up a series of incredible offensive seasons in Cleveland, and then he lost it, taking limos to games and yapping on his cell phone at inappropriate times, while putting on pounds and forgetting how to hit. (Baerga might have been the best bad-ball hitter I've ever seen; he made Nomar look patient. But when he got fat he lost enough of his reflexes that he could no longer golf sinkers off the plate and into center field.)

After watching the early stages of Baerga's decline first hand, Indians GM John Hart, for one, realized what was happening and offloaded him to the Mets for Jeff Kent and Jose Vizcaino. (Of course, because he's John Hart he then let Kent leave to become a superstar in San Francisco.) But the point is, he traded Baerga at the ideal time: when he knew the player was junk, but no one else had figured it out. Now look at what Epstein did. He had to know in February that Garciaparra's season was going to be a train wreck. His physical skills were in decline, and he was unhappy -- you've got to figure Epstein, because he saw him every day knew how bad Nomar's attitude had become.

Instead of moving him then, he put Nomar on display and let the whole world see how far he'd fallen. So when Epstein finally decided to pull the trigger, he ended up getting a Gold Glove first baseman with no pop in his bat (Doug Mientkiewicz) and a shortstop (Orlando Cabrera) who seems to have forgotten how to hit -- and he had to throw in a prospect to get that.

Now Sox fans are lining up to praise Epstein for having the guts to make the necessary move and trade Nomar. All I see is the bottom line: He traded a two-time batting champ, who is the best shortstop in the history of the franchise, and he got nothing in return. Sorry Sox fans: It's a bad deal. Yeah, it had to be done. Trading Garciaparra needed to happen, but it needed to happen five months ago. ...

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Mark Bechtel covers NASCAR for Sports Illustrated and SI.com.