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It's not every guy who, last week, would have the guts to pick Dallas, and this week, in a classic Chris Bermanesque-hang-with-the-Bills-until-they-die attitude, I open with ...

SI.com's Peter King weighs in with his NFL forecast. Week 11 -- All Times Eastern   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup Dallas at Baltimore This week they don't fumble the punts. This week they get Jason Witten over 100 yards again. This week they bug the crud out of Kyle Boller. This week Parcells doesn't threaten to jump out of the plane over Little Rock on the way home. Dallas 20, Baltimore 10   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup St. Louis at Buffalo I love Dr. Z picking this one by the weather. I probably should too. But somehow, I think Marc Bulger has played football outside before. And he's better than J.P Lost Soul, or whoever that was making his debut last Sunday. St. Louis 23, Buffalo 21   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup Arizona at Carolina Before the year, I picked Darnell Dockett for my defensive rookie of the year. I was wrong. It's the Cardinal picked one round earlier: Karlos Dansby. Arizona 29, Carolina 6   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup Indianapolis at Chicago Peyton Manning's one lucky duck. Light winds. High of 53. No rain. That's the weather for Sunday. That will make it all the less freaky when the Bears, without the advantage of weather, frustrate and pummel the Colts receivers all afternoon. Chicago 20, Indianapolis 17   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Before the game, Joey Porter walks over to Chad Johnson and says, "Pardon me, young fellow. But I think our side is going to score more points than yours today." They shake hands, wish each other luck and play the most sportsmanlike game in history. Pittsburgh 38, Cincinnati 10   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup N.Y. Jets at Cleveland I will have this last word on the debacle from last Sunday's Jets loss to Baltimore: How can you watch the lackadaisical, seemingly confused Quincy Carter down the stretch and not be praying that Chad Pennington's shoulder is OK if you're a Jets fan? Jets 21, Cleveland 19   Sunday, 1 p.m. Preview | Matchup Tennessee at Jacksonville Go ahead. Predict games in the AFC South. If you pick half right, you are a Mel Kiperian scholar. Tennessee 12, Jacksonville 10   Sunday, 1:00 p.m. Preview | Matchup Detroit at Minnesota Just when you thought you could predict games in the NFC North, the Leos win their fourth of the year on the road. Detroit 23, Minnesota 21   Sunday, 1:00 p.m. Preview | Matchup Denver at New Orleans Let's see. Saints QB Aaron Brooks has thrown passes forward, sideways and backward this year. What's left? How about underhanded, to Broncos CB Champ Bailey, for the winning score with 2:16 left in the game. Denver 27, New Orleans 20   Sunday, 1:00 p.m. Preview | Matchup San Francisco at Tampa Bay I have no idea how the 49ers will score against a better defense than you all realize. And Brian Griese deserves half an off-day for his valor in the face of torment last week in Atlanta. Tampa Bay 23, San Francisco 0   Sunday, 4:05 p.m. Preview | Matchup San Diego at Oakland The last time these teams met, Al Davis allegedly said it was the worst Raiders team he'd ever seen. Losing by 20 at home to the Breeses will not change his mindset. San Diego 30, Oakland 10   Sunday, 4:05 p.m. Preview | Matchup Miami at Seattle That's how excited the Dolphins are at the move back to A.J. Feeley. Seattle 17, Miami 3   Sunday, 4:15 p.m. Preview | Matchup Atlanta at N.Y. Giants Unsolicited advice to Eli Manning: Watch out for number 75 on Atlanta. His name is Rod Coleman. He's good. The millisecond the ball slaps your hands from center, he'll be blasting through your line. So if you drop back 28 times Sunday, make sure 28 are three-step drops. Atlanta 27, Giants 12   Sunday, 4:15 p.m. Preview | Matchup Washington at Philadelphia Just an uneducated guess, but my ample gut tells me it'll be a pretty vanilla open when FOX comes on the air for this game. Philadelphia 20, Washington 13   Sunday, 8:30 p.m. Preview | Matchup Green Bay at Houston This will be Brett Favre's only appearance ever in Reliant Stadium, unless he's still playing in 2012, Green Bay's next scheduled visit to Houston. I can pretty much bet on that day in 2012 Favre will be cutting some long Mississippi grass, just outside Hattiesburg. Green Bay 19, Houston 14   Monday, 9 p.m. Preview | Matchup New England at Kansas City You know the open we all want to see, ABC. We want to see Al Michaels -- clothed, please -- jump into John Madden's arms. Now that'll spike the ol' Nielsons. New England 24, Kansas City 20 Last week: 10-4 Overall: 78-51

Sports Illustrated senior writer Peter King covers the NFL beat for the magazine and is a regular contributor to SI.com. Monday Morning Quarterback appears in this space every week.