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The baserunner, distracted by the new Spiderman 3 ads on the bases, failed to start sliding at the proper time.
-- Clinton, Columbus, Ohio

Well, even if we can't throw or field, we've always got our man-eating second base.
-- David, Wagoner, Okla.

Since this is Cactus League, do I get style points for doing "the Scorpion?"
-- Marc, Surprise, Ariz.

I see it. It's right down here.
-- Kevin, Newark, N.J.

It used to be easy to steal a base, but now the have them anchored down!
-- Dan, Albuquerque, N.M.

A cleverly disguised undercover steroid enforcement officer takes down a would-be user.
-- Jake, Pittsburgh

The effect that new conditioning coach, M.C. Hammer, has had in Marlins camp is clearly demonstrated when the infield busts a move between pitches.
-- Reid, St. Louis

A rain delay is one thing, but when players start falling from the sky, it's time to call the game!
-- Brian, Leonardo, N.J.

Grab a leg and pull. Short one gets his wish.
-- Tommy, Memphis, Tenn.

The unfortunate baserunner encountered a little friction as he attempted to round the bases while walking on his hands.
-- Christina, Fayetteville, Ark.

This is why sliding drills during spring training is NOT a waste of time.
-- Mark, Seal Beach, Calif.

If you guys are spelling out U.S., you've got the "S" backwards and it looks like a "Z."
-- Jerry, Hampton, N.H.

No, I said let's go out there and play "heads-up" baseball.
-- Mike, Naperville, Ill.

I know I tagged him hard, but I didn't mean to tear him in half!
-- Mike, Bow, N.H.