After falling asleep during her 3rd round match, Maria Sharapova had no choice but to publicly confirm her life long battle with narcolepsy. --Barrett, Walnut Creek, Calif.
"After Mike Tyson's loss the other night I'm too ashamed to reveal I have the same tattoo." --Bill, Kingston, Pa..
"Oh great, look at my arm after Venus' last serve." --Pam, Marion, Iowa
The latest in lengthy tennis competition -- the standing nap! Hope she's not a drooler! -- Dave, Durham, N.C.
Damn it! My arm is stuck to my shoulder! A little help here! -Rocco, Brooklyn, N.Y.
This new method of serving in tennis just doesn't seem to be working. --Jason, Fayetteville, N.C.
Contemplating whether she has what it takes to remain in tennis, Maria Sharapova practices her mime leaning on a pole routine. --Mike, Washington D.C.
To think some people say that GOLF can put you to sleep! --Vinny, Howell, N.J.
Anna Kournikova gets her revenge by gluing Maria's arm to her face during at her sleep over. --Forrest, Memphis, Tenn.
Proof that you can get tennis elbow, tennis shoulder and tennis wrist all at once. --Norm, Lehi, Utah
Well, I guess this is what I get for falling asleep on my pancakes and syrup before the match. --Rob, St. Cloud, Minn.
Now for the dreaded sleeper serve. --Bill, Columbia, Md.
Tell the people at Nike that they can put a swoosh in my armpit for a cool million. --Norm, Pittsburgh, Penn.