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Was I supposed to catch her on this jump, or the next one?
--Michael, Wintersville, Ohio

And they said dreams don't come true!
--Eli, Edison, N.J.

The crowd grew bored as Mike realized too late how important the second part of his correspondence course in levitation was.
--Todd, Baton Rouge, La.

I knew I shouldn't have paired up with Tonya Harding.
--Vari, Streamwood, Ill.

WWE star Mr. Manners looked up in astonishment as a skate clad fan flew in from the balcony with an "Atomic Elbow."
--Richard, Fort Worth, Texas

Here come Petrova with a vicious elbow drop!
--Scott, Oklahoma City

Clay Aiken decides to remain a singer.
--Rick, Tampa, Fla.

Note to self: Take a little off of the toss next time.
--John, Atlanta

Wow that's interesting ... NOT!
--Kyle, Thibodaux, La.

Hey buddy ... my eyes are up here
--David, Minneapolis, Minn.

You've been punked by Tonya Harding!
--Andre, Westwood, N.J.

What do you mean Elton John is married?
--Sara, Charlotte, N.C.

I'd rather come crashing down on this ice than go to an MLB game.
--Eric, Tuscaloosa, Ala.