Which team will risk signing the controversial WR?

	An Eagles fan expresses his opinion on the controversial wideout Terrell Owens. AP

Where's Waldo has nothing on the topic of the day in the NFL: Where will Terrell Owens land in 2006? Here are 32 reasons why Owens is or isn't coming to an NFL stadium near you:

32. Philadelphia -- The Eagles' new mantra: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

31. San Francisco -- Been there, done that. And not well, we might add. Owens burned this (Golden Gate) bridge.

30. Minnesota -- After barely surviving the Randy Moss era? With new owner Zygi Wilf determined to bring order to the chaos? That doesn't spell T.O.

29. New England -- Two words: Bill Belichick. 'Nuff said.

28. Baltimore -- The Ravens won by losing to Philadelphia last year in the T.O. Derby, and they know it. There, by the grace of God, goes Baltimore.

27. Cincinnati -- With Chad Johnson's contract tussle coming up, the Bengals aren't in the market for another Drew Rosenhaus client.

26. Houston -- I do believe owner Bob McNair hit the T.O. question out of the park the other day. "He's almost dismantled the Eagles,'' McNair said. "Why would you wish that upon us?''

25. New York Giants -- Tom Coughlin and Terrell Owens conjure up opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to how they approach the game.

24. Detroit -- Not if Steve Mariucci is still the Lions coach in 2006. And what in the world would Detroit do with another starting receiver?

23. Arizona -- We'll give you three reasons: Larry Fitzgerald, Anquan Boldin and Bryant Johnson.

22. Green Bay -- I can see it now: The first time T.O.'s cell phone goes off in a team meeting, Packers coach Mike Sherman hangs up his receiver. For good.

21. Tennessee -- The cap-strapped Titans couldn't even afford to keep Derrick Mason last offseason. An Owens signing isn't in the budget.

20. Indianapolis -- Like the Colts need another receiver. Like Tony Dungy enjoyed his Keyshawn Johnson experience so much.