By Matthew Waxman

Hot: Uncle Jessie

Last month, John Stamos was relegated to the Not list, but according to In Touch Weekly, the former Full House "bad boy" and star of Jake in Progress is TV's second-hottest hunk, one slot behind Lost's Josh Holloway. According to the celeb gossip rag, Uncle Joey "has been twinkling those green eyes at us for 20 years" -- the same amount of time that Uncle Joey's been trotting out the ol' Bullwinkle routine.

Not: Stef Tanner

Last week, Jodie Sweetin, who played the middle Tanner sister on Full House, came clean about her methamphetamine addiction, telling Good Morning America that she got hooked two years ago and was forced to go into rehab. There was even a rumor of a Full House cast intervention that included the Olsen twigs, Bob Saget, and Stamos. Our money in the Full House speed freak office pool was on Kimmy Gibler.

Hot: Trey Wingo's daughter's trash talk

In his collection of great sports quotes, a Philadelphia Eagles blogger reported that Trey Wingo's six-year old daughter confronted Michael Strahan about Brett Favre laying down so Strahan could set the single-season sack record in 2002, saying, "I'm a student of the game. Answer the question, Holmes."

Not: Joey Porter's trash talk

In what was not exactly a ringing endorsement of a Colorado State education, the former Ram and current Steelers linebacker turned Super Bowl media sessions into his personal bully pulpit and butchered every phrase in sight. "I can tell when you're fishing for something and I'm not gonna give you the bait" said Porter in one of his tongue-tied tongue lashings. Her later added, "I feel like (Jerramy Stevens) definitely was out of pocket to say what he says" before concluding that there was "no more hiding any punches on how we feel."

Hot: Notre Dame T-shirts

Last week, Deadspin posted pictures of a soused Ben Roethlisberger looking a lot like Kyle Orton and sporting a T-shirt that read "Drink Like a Champion Today," an allusion to the famous Notre Dame slogan. Knockoff tees with a knockoff of the knocked-off slogan are already in production.

Not: Notre Dame jerseys

About 20 Steelers showed support for teammate Jerome Bettis by sporting his old green number 6 Notre Dame jersey as they got off their charter in Detroit. Second only to the "Bettis returns home" angle at the Super Bowl was the "Reporters knock overkill of Bettis returns home" angle. Let's hope that the announcement that The Bus has made his last stop means there will be a moratorium on these kind of puns until Bettis pulls into Canton.