By Matthew Waxman

Hot: Cal Apparel
On the Berkeley campus, students dropped trou and conducted a "naked protest" to condemn California's refusal to sign a designated suppliers program that would ensure that all University-endorsed clothing wasn't made in sweatshop factories.

Ah, the luck of the Buckeye. AJ Hawk and Laura Quinn announce they'll wed on St. Paddy's Day John W. McDonough/SI

Not: Ohio State Apparel
An Internet poll showed that 70 percent of OSU fans disapprove of the recently unveiled Nike football uniform without the traditional gray stripes. Columbus fashionistas claim that the new jersey is too similar to those of Indiana, Nebraska and Wisconsin, calling it a failure on par with New Coke. In other Buckeyes-related fashion news, former linebacker A.J. Hawk and Brady Quinn's sister Laura, whose 15 minutes came during last year's Fiesta Bowl, told NBC that they plan to wed on St. Patrick's Day with Quinn wearing a traditional gown -- half of it made by Vera Wang and the other half by Versace.

Hot: Jonnie West
Next season, the West Virginia Mountaineers will be taking the nickname Sons of Jerry West quite literally. Mr. Clutch's youngest, Jonnie, a 6-foot-3 sharpshooter who averaged 18.8 points and 5.7 assists as a senior at Lausanne Collegiate School, will head to Morgantown. Said coach John Beilein with a smile, "Just like Patrick Beilein, obviously Jonnie comes from great stock."

Not: David Duval
Duval, a four-time All-America at Georgia Tech hit an errant drive on the par-5 8th hole at Augusta that was headed for the woods until it struck fellow Yellow Jackets alum Brooks Youmans on a bounce. "Hope I saved you a stroke," said Youmans. Didn't matter; Duval missed the cut by 11 strokes.