Yes, I am falling for the Texans after David
Carr, Andre Johnson and Wali Lundy looked like the nucleus
of a solid skills-position set last week in Houston's win over Jacksonville.
Iowa State Stat of the Week: When Seneca
Wallace quarterbacked the Cyclones in 2001 and '02, he threw more
interceptions (27) than touchdowns (26). If my call of this game is
right, I have a feeling Mike Holmgren will have to answer this question after
the game: "Any second thoughts on having a 5-foot-11 running quarterback
as your insurance policy for Matt Hasselbeck?"
Two thoughts: 1) John Abraham didn't exactly
turn into Cal Ripken when he migrated south, did he? This will be his
31st game missed due to injury in his seven-year career, and you can
hear the Jets say "I told you so" all the way from Long Island. 2) I talked to Chad Johnson the other night, and let me just say that he's
very much looking forward to lining up against DeAngelo Hall, who some
would say talks a much better game than he plays. "I haven't talked
very much on the field this year, but Sunday, I'm taking it to another
level," Johnson said.
I don't think a bye week and Brian
Billick taking over the offensive play-calling will amount to a miracle drug for the Ravens,
not with Steve McNair playing like he's 46.
Lovie Smith-Mike Nolan doesn't have quite
the same ring to it as Mike Ditka-Bill Walsh. Alex Smith-Rex Grossman,
Joe Montana-Jim McMahon. What a difference 20 years makes.
I've got to give props to stats maven
Rich Burg of the Eagles' p.r. staff for e-mailing this note: Brian
Westbrook had more than 100 yards rushing and 100 yards receiving
Sunday in Tampa. The last time that happened in an Eagles game was 20
years ago, when Herschel Walker of the Cowboys did it against the
Eagles. The score of both games: 23-21.
I'm noticing one thing about Bruce
Gradkowski: Every time he quarterbacks the Bucs -- Sunday will be the fourth
time -- Tampa Bay is in position to win the game at the end. My bet is
that Jon Gruden's flavor of the month is now the Bucs' quarterback of
2007.
For sheer excitement, no game will beat this
one. I think Matt Leinart was still in the womb when Brett
Favre started making fourth-quarter comebacks in the NFL, but they'll be peers
up in the tundra, each throwing for 350-ish. And how about this -- the
Packers with three wins before Halloween. Whoda thunk it?
If I'm the Rams, I don't like the matchup
of Shawne Merriman versus pocket-passer Marc
Bulger -- particularly with Merriman playing with the fire of a man about
to be sitting for a month.
I'll be at NBC on Sunday around 6, the Broncos
will be up 13-3 in the third quarter, and my boss, David Neal, will tap
me on the shoulder. "In your segment tonight," he'll say, "you've got
to translate for America why this Denver defense is the same as that of the '85 Bears."
I'm not sure this is much of an upset,
though it will be perceived as such. Remember, the Jets lost 900 to
nothing at Jacksonville three weeks ago, and the Dawg Pound will be
revved up now that they've been emancipated from the offense of Maurice
Carthon. By the way, do you realize that the best weapon in the
Cleveland offense, a healthy Braylon Edwards, caught five balls for 33
yards over the last two games? One game a guy gets lost in the
play-calling, I can understand. Two? Too much.
I thought ESPN was supposed to be buying
an inferior product, a Toledo Mud Hens version of Monday Night Football.
Why is it that every game they televise surpasses the ridiculous
expectations set up by the most insufferable hype machine in the
history of televised sports?