The Kentucky Derby may have only attracted the likes of Larry Birkhead, Kevin Federline and Tara Connors this year -- while most of Hollywood's A-Listers were in Vegas for the big fight -- but Churchill Downs made up for it by welcoming The Queen.

Sports fans in New England were so disgusted with Brady for rocking a Yankees hat they completely ignored his ridiculous man purse. Excuse us for not caring; we were too busy focusing our attention on Giselle Bundchen.

So the Yankees add another over-paid, over-the-hill pitcher to the squad. We're supposed to care why?

Say what you will about boxing's bad guy, but Jr. gets it. His showmanship in and out of the ring before, during and after his much ballyhooed fight with Oscar De La Hoya is the only reason we'd want a rematch. By the way, where can we get one of those snazzy "Mexico Loves Mayweather" T-shirts?

OK, we can forgive "Pretty Boy" Brady for throwing on a Yankees cap, because, well, it's about as cliché as raising the collars on a Lacoste shirt, but we have to call out Snoop Dogg for hopping on the Golden State Warriors bandwagon. The die-hard Lakers fan wore more Warriors gear than an arena vendor as he cheered on Golden State.

Some of the best parties during fight weekend took place at The Palms, which is no surprise. But our friends at the resort say they will all pale in comparison to what the Maloofs have in store when the MTV Video Music Awards take over the hotel and casino in September. Now if they can just get the Kings to capture some of that excitement on the court.

While Tony Parker was busy preparing to take down Steve Nash in the NBA playoffs, his fiancé was busy getting down with A.C. Slater. If Parker were Zach Morris and Longoria were Kelly Kapowski he might have reason to be upset.

The only time a long snapper gets noticed is when he screws up, or, in the case of San Diego Chargers' vet David Binn, when he starts dating Pamela Anderson.

The UFC Light Heavyweight champion gained some mainstream attention when made a cameo appearance on Entourage last week. He should garner more attention by month's end, when he squares off against Rampage Jackson in Vegas. Jackson handed Liddell his last loss -- more than three years ago.

If Paris is going jail for 45 days in June, who's throwing the after-parties off Sunset this summer? Nicky? Lindsay? Britney? We've got to know.