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If you're going to use that invisible golf club then you better hit this invisible golf ball.
-- Mark, Roanoke, Va.

The poorly positioned mannequin needs to have a club in her hand for this pose to work.
-- Mark, Kenosha, Wisc.

Michelle Wie auditioning for 'Dancing with the Stars'. Here she is receiving dance instructions for the 'Robot'.
-- Greg, Hoffman Estates, Ill.

Can you believe he would rather look at a stupid bug than shake my hand?
-- Charles, Bedford, Texas

Someone, please click her switch back on.
-- Brantley, Goldsboro, N.C.

You're right, Michelle. His butt does look big.
-- Mark, Brandywine, Md.

The NAAMGB (National Association Against the Mistreatment of Golf Balls) chats on the walkie with one of its members after an incident occurred in which the ball was smacked in the face with a club and discarded near a wooded area. Golfers everywhere are in disbelief.
-- Andy, Valley, Ala.

Rules Official 'Bob' was doubled over with laughter after hearing Michelle's caddy tell her she should just focus on PGA Tour events.
-- Ty, Tulsa, Okla.

How to cheat on the LPGA tour: Player distracted, Check. Radio with antenna, Check. Caddie ready to shove a club. Check!
-- LaSuna, Miami

Let me just pick up this can of oil. I saw this in a movie once.
-- Mike, Mt. Prospect, Ill.

Wie must have sliced this one pretty bad, the LPGA tour event is over 300 miles away.
-- Matthew, Tampa

I know her battery fell out right around here.
-- Greg, Peoria , Ariz.