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Guys, I'm so dedicated I'm going to catch the ball with my face.
-- Kevin, Paducah, Ky.

Why is everyone calling me Dumbo?
-- Doug, Cumming, Ga.

Randy had all sorts of problems trying to put his money where his mouth is.
-- Michael, Baltimore, Md.

New England finally finds a way to slap some commen sense into Randy Moss.
-- Desmond, Blacksburg, Va.

I let my hands do the talking!
-- Kevin, Boston, Ma.

The Pats promised Moss that he would receive strictly "white glove" treatment.
-- Mike, Hudson, Oh.

Why try catching the ball with two hands when you can use four?
-- Gil, Buffalo, Ny.

In the off-season, he hangs his socks out to dry.
-- Barbara, New York, Ny.

Already clueless in Foxboro?
-- Bob, Frankfort, Mi.

He was obviously confused when the coach told him to play wingback.
-- Dave, Rochester, Mn.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Flapper."
-- Tamara, Reno, Nv.