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Well, football has mascots, basketball has mascots, baseball has mascots. Why can't cycling?
-- Anthony, Bel Air, Md.

Come on, take the steroids. I won't tell anyone.
-- Mark, Pittsburgh, Pa.

Yeah, I'm sellin clean urine, cheap. You in?
-- Joel, Auburn Hills, Mi.

Gates of Hell? Take a left at that next corner.
-- Lemonhead, Warren, Mi.

The Tour de France substance abuse policies are now considering "The Devil Made Me Do It" exception clause.
-- Markus, Kansas City, Mo.

The devil wanted his Prada back.
-- Barry, Columbia, Md.

With any luck, this wacko will wait until I pass before he trips on those shoelaces.
-- Tim, Bakersfield, Ca.

If you would just cut a deal with me, you wouldn't need to consider performance enhancers.
-- Michael, Baltimore, Al.

I think we just found Floyd Landis' next excuse!
-- Dave, Northampton, Pa.

The temptation to use performance enhancers is bigger than most people realize.
-- Michael, Baltimore, Md.