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I wasn't sure if I was supposed to bring a bell, a belt, or a Bill, so I brought all three.
-- Martin, Clayton, Nc.

That was great, fellas, but I gotta have more cowbell...
-- Jay, Vernon, Ct.

La, la, la, I can't hear your light fixture!
-- Barbara, New York, Ny.

That would be an awesome ringtone for my cell phone!
-- Rob, Columbus, Oh.

No, Daddy, please dont take out the belt!
-- Colby, Ashby, Ne.

No, I won't need that. My head lifts off quite easily, just like so...
-- Paul, Westfield, Nj.

I'm telling you, you'll never loose your wife again with one of these!
-- Bill, Ocean, Nj.

Picture a future world with only THIS left to explain ours...
-- Borgus, Chicago, Il.

A location device for the hearing-impaired.
-- Willy, Mt. View, Ca.

Milked 10 Cows in 5 mins. Now thats Talent! Show the man his prize.
-- Walter, Los Angeles, Ca.