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If I sign with the Sox, can I have your wig?
-- George, Toppi, Ny.

You better stay away from my girlfriend or I'll have my wife take care of you!
-- LJV, Minneapolis, Mn.

Do you think those would look good on me?
-- Jeremy, Chicago, Il.

I'm telling you, Manny. If you want to be a Yankee, the hair has got to go.
-- Keith, Lyndonville, Vt.

You know that I have a girlfriend in Texas that has that same hair style.
-- John, Kansas City, Ks.

Do you ever find any spiders in it?
-- Jack, Syracuse, Ny.

Really? 20 million a year bought you that hairstyle?
-- Siggy, Ft. Worth, Tx.

You look so familiar... Don't I know you? Haven't we met somewhere before?
-- Linda, Sacramento, Ca.

Stray-Rod strikes again.
-- Chris, Christiansburg, Va.

I'm telling you, add a couple highlights and you'll look stunning.
-- Ernie, Bronx, Ny.

Alex gives Manny advice on fidelity.
-- Deborah, Baltimore, Md.

Your eyes are greener than the Green Monster, your hair softer than the Ivy at Wrigley...
-- Dwain, Beckley, Wv.