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The Rise of the Silver Swimmer.
-- Brian, Milwaukee, Wi.

Auditions for the new Aquaman movie started in Hollywood this week.
-- Steve, Myrtle Beach, Sc.

Voldemort lives!
-- Jose, Houston, Tx.

They told me shrink wrap was good for your complexion.
-- Calvin, Lock Haven, Pa.

Someone get this guy a tissue.
-- Kent, Boise, Id.

Ok, who's the joker who put plastic wrap over the top of the pool?
-- Linda, Sacramento, Ca.

A giant pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses swept onto the Northern California shoreline today...
-- Martin, Clayton, Nc.

Seasonal allergies?
-- Jon, Claremont, Ca.

I had no idea that the elephant man knew the backstroke.
-- Barry, Columbia, Md.

We finally got a close up of the Loch Ness Monster.
-- Jameson, Lousiville, Ky.

Wow, this elephant trunk really does improve my stamina!
-- Scott, Cleveland, Oh.