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You would hide your head in shame too if you were the only player in the tournament without an endorsement logo.
-- Michael, Baltimore

After all these year's Agassi has had enough of the bald jokes.
-- Chence, Trenton, N.J.

Roger Federer has just arrived...his opponent cannot watch as he enters the court.
-- Walter, Los Angeles

How will Roddick ever find his mojo with a towel over his head?
-- Kyle, La.

With this towel over my head, perhaps I can get a look at the woman in the front row without being noticed.
-- Bob, Nome, Ark.

Maybe if I cover my face, Gatorade won't know thats it's ME drinking Powerade!
-- Mike, Dublin, Mich.

Curse this hangover. I have to stop partying with Lindsay Lohan.
-- Tyler, Ala.

Love that smell of Tide.
-- Tim, Bakersfield, Calif.

With this towel on my head, no one can caption this!
-- Nolan, Dearborn, Mich.

A blind taste test of grapefruit juice is often scheduled between sets.
-- Janet, Boston