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Please, take me with you to New York.
-- Randy, Milwaukee, Wi.

Dude, get off me! I told you, I haven't even told my parents yet.
-- Prash, Yakima, Wa.

Pull yourself together, man, it's only strike two!
-- Paul, Mt. Morris, Mi.

I Now Pronounce You Inge and Out.
-- Martin, Clayton, Sc.

There, there, A.J. I know how it feels to be in last place.
-- Brian, New York, Ny.

Remember, you can never really know when an awkward man hug might happen. That's why you should always wear protection.
-- Dave, Northampton, Pa.

Give him an Inge and he will take a mile.
-- Richard, Pensacola, Fl.

Man, give me a break. Try a little Right Guard.
-- Tim, Bakersfield, Ca.

In order to improve his image, A.J. Pierzynski will now hug everyone he tags out so that there will be no hard feelings.
-- Chris, Christiansburg, Va.

There's no hugging in baseball!
-- Dwain, Beckley, Wv.

This knocked the "C-R" right off of his jersey.
-- Brian, Milwaukee, Wi.

There, there. I know your middle relief sucks, but there's no use crying about it!
-- Brian, Monument, Co.