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The footballs and helmets and programs are obvious... but who's holding the faux Tom Brady?
-- Joe, Prairie Village, Kans.

Can you please sign my adoption papers?
-- Bill, Buffalo, N.Y.

That's a helluva centerfold.
-- David, Conroe, Texas

With so many kids yelling "Dad! Dad!," Tom was confused where to turn.
-- Craig, Twinsburg, Ohio

Sorry, but you'll have to get Gisele to sign that one. But damn, ain't she hot?
-- Phil W., Wallula, Wash.

I don't think that helmet is going to fit me.
-- Laura, Kansas City, Mo.

BRADY!!! Sign my Yankees cap!
-- Edgar, Tampa, Fla.

Oh man, I know I shouldn't be heading straight for the hot chick, but...
-- Andrew, Green Bay, Wisc.

Tom, stop staring at the headlines about your baby and sign some autographs.
-- Mike, Killeen Texas

Can you sign this petition stating you will never be caught wearing a Yankees hat ever again?
-- Aaric, Long Beach, Calif.

Three hours later you can find most of this stuff on Ebay.
-- Dave, Northampton, Pa.

Tom Bradly loves the daily sessions with the public during training camp. Where else could he pick up free footballs, newspapers, cameras, and the occasional female companion.
-- Bradley, Huntsville, Ala.