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Posted: Thursday August 2, 2007 11:57AM; Updated: Thursday August 2, 2007 11:57AM
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Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up one of cinema's and one of sport's biggest villains.
 
Darth Vader
Barry Bonds
Is The ...
Most reviled being in a galaxy far, far away. Most reviled being in a ballpark near you.
Covered With
Armor Armor
Body Is
Scientifically enhanced Allegedly scientifically enhanced
Weapon Of Choice
Lightsabre Jauregui Maple bat model J73
Typically Seen As
Heartless and self-absorbed. Pretty much the same.
Style Fopar From His Past
Bizarre rat-tail. Wristbands with his own picture on them.
Used To Be A
Jedi Pirate
Former Lover ...
Busted a gangsta rap on SNL. Will pose for Playboy.
Theme Song
Imperial March Nas' Hate Me Now.
Slightly Annoying Hanger-On
Jar-Jar Binks ESPN's Pedro Gomez
 

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