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This is better than the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese's!
-- Dee, St. Louis, Ala.

Who let the balls out?
-- Andy, Columbus, Ohio

Instead of cruise, this year's Vikings took a trip to NFL McDonald's Playland. They should know better than to play in the ball pit. (Kids pee in there).
-- Stephanie, Milwaukee, Wisc.

At training camp the every popular"Bowling for Rookies" nets another strike.
-- Dennis, Sacramento, Calif.

In a tragic turn of events, a shipment of exercise balls broke free of a tractor trailer this morning, flooding a nearby football field and injuring an as yet undermined number of people.
-- Matt, Randolph, Mass.

Obviously the people in Minnesota did not react too well to the Garnett trade.
-- Mfoniso, Boston

"In today's news...Minnesota Vikings players are learning how to give birth as part of their new pre-season training..."
-- Fidencio, Santa Clara, Calif.

All those who hate training camp, raise your feet.
-- Randy, Milwaukee, Wisc.

All you soles may be wondering why I called this meeting...
-- Steve, Oceanside, Calif.

Beanbag-sized hemroids sidelines several NFL players today!
-- Brian Tullahoma, Tenn.

Viking players the morning after the boat party.
-- Matt, Dallas, Texas