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Maybe if I hit him just right he won't break all my records.
-- Mark, Castle Rock, Co.

I don't know... I got the red shirt and I got the red hat, but I don't hit the ball like Tiger does... Maybe rubbing his headcover will help.
-- Dick, Warrenton, Va.

Man, I'm still glad I never had to play against this guy!
-- Jose, New York, Ny.

I'll bet I can get a ton for this head cover on eBay.
-- Greg, Pittsburgh, Pa.

Psst, Tiger! Do you think people will believe I'm your body double?
-- Bill, Wallingford, Ct.

Tigers and (Golden) Bears, Oh My!
-- Brian, Elkton, Md.

Note to all other golfers: Based on this picture, long-term success on the PGA tour begins once you get an animal name.
-- Nina, Titusville, Fl.

You know, I won 18 majors, and you want me to carry your bag?
-- Steve, Scarborough, Me.

This Tiger voodoo doll doesn't seem to be working.
-- Bradley, Huntsville, Al.

The last day of filming for Twins 2.
-- Joel, Auburn Hills, Mi.

Hold my Tiger? Did he really just ask me that? You hold MY Tiger, punk!
-- James, Sandy, Ut.

Let's see you do that with steel irons and persimmon woods.
-- Brian, Milwaukee, Wi.

With my new hip, I can fart in four languages. Top that, whipper-snapper!
-- Dan, Wichita, Ks.