Posted: Thursday October 18, 2007 10:16AM; Updated: Thursday October 18, 2007 11:58AM
By Jimmy Traina
The Links
False Alarm
Carrie Underwood :: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Forgive us for featuring Carrie Underwood yet again, but this time we actually have breaking news. The former American Idol champ has told Entertainment Weekly that she and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romonever dated. They were just good friends because Romo wanted to solely concentrate on football. Come on, Tony!
Chief Wahoo Gets Risque?
We're not even sure where to begin with this one. In what might be the biggest stretch ever, a YouTuber is trying to say that a naked lady is part of the Cleveland Indians logo. You can decide for yourself by watching and hearing his explanation. This may or may not be safe for work. We really can't tell.
We Bet Buss Hasn't Thought Of These Options
Unibrow suggests 10 teams that Kobe Bryant should be traded to. (Warning: Link contains strong language and images.)
Celebrate Good Times...
Manny Ramirez :: AP
The Sports Hernia has the inside scoop on all of the things that Manny Ramirez celebrates throughout a typical day.
We'll Tivo This Show
The Onionpreviews a new show about Brett Favre that's set to hit the airwaves.
Major Miscasts
Dennis Rodman -- along with Demi Moore, Paul Giamatti and Hulk Hogan to name a few -- make Maxim.com's list of The Least Believable Action Heroes.
Via The 700 Level comes this video of outtakes from Allen Iverson doing some sort of promo. The highlight? Iverson pronouncing "allocate" as "accolate," and then asking "what the f--- does allocate mean". (Warning: Curses are beeped out but the video still contains strong language.)
Censors Working Overtime
Since Jimmy Kimmel made headlines this week (and commented on those headlines to SI.com's Richard Deitsch) and we had an item about cursing, we thought we'd post one of Kimmel's classic Unnecessary Censorship bits. (Warning: Link contains strong language.)