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Rolling the Dice

Who wins the battle of Dice-K versus Dice Clay?

Posted: Wednesday March 21, 2007 12:17PM; Updated: Wednesday March 21, 2007 12:17PM
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Dice Clay
Daisuke Matsuzaka Real name Andrew Clay Silverstein
Coming overseas to star in The Show Current status Coming out of retirement to star in TV show
Still learning how to speak English Language skills Still learning how to speak English without dropping f-bombs

Signature move
Rents a house in Brookline, Mass., a tony suburb of Boston Home link Born in Brooklyn, New York, where lots of guys named Tony live
Unhittable pitches What his fans love Unprintable nursery rhymes

Wife Tomoyo Shibata has reportedly been dubbed "Rockets" by the Japanese press because of her well-endowed figure
Companion's suggestive nickname
Future wife Eleanor Kerrigan was named "EZ Rider" (right) when she was part of Harley's Angels, a tag team competing in Women Of Wrestling
Caused a scandal in Japan when his car was towed after he illegally parked it during an overnight visit to see his future wife Embarrassing car-related moment Caused a outpouring of negative reviews when he starred in the movie The Adventures of Ford Fairlane with the ex-wife of Elvis Presley
Throws the so-called Gyroball, whose very existence is being disputed For argument's sake Stars in the so-called hit show on VH1 called Dice Undisputed

Posing on the tee
T for Two
Posing with Ice-T
Will try to strike out hitters who may stay at the Hilton Back Bay hotel near Fenway Park Hilton connection Once struck out while hitting on Paris Hilton backstage during a TV show
Stan's Sports Bar near Yankee Stadium, because he plays for the Red Sox Place you will never see him at MTV studios, where he's banned for life because of a vulgar performance at an awards show

Black jacket with fur collar
Fashion sense
Black jacket without sleeves
Some people in Japan call him The Monster Alternative nickname Some women and religious groups call him a monster
Played deal or no deal before signing with the Red Sox Real Deal Appeared on stage once with a Deal Or No Deal model

His No. 18 jersey could top the charts when '07 sales figures are tabulated
Hitting the charts
His CD set, The Day The Laughter Died, appeared in the Top 40 album chart
Strong arm needs no relief Mission statement Profane words provide comic relief
Text: Mike McAllister/SI.com. Photos: Michael O'Neill/SI, Chuck Solomon/SI, Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com,
Steve Granitz/WireImage.com, Eddie Malluk/WireImage.com, Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com, AP
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