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Posted: Thursday March 20, 2008 10:46AM; Updated: Thursday March 20, 2008 10:53AM

Tale of the Tape

SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up a couple of big dances.

NCAA tourney	Prom
Takes Place
On a basketball court	On a basketball court made to look like some variation of Paris, a Hawaiian luau or an under sea theme.
Awkward Beginning
Acting like you're interested in the play-in game.	Everyone standing around waiting for someone to be the first to dance.
Slow Jam
One Shining Moment	Wonderful Tonight, I Swear
Typical Attire
Jersey, shorts	Tux, dress
Hairstyles


Chaperones
Coach	Teachers, parents
Cliché
Anyone can be upset	It's the biggest night of your life
Overshadowed Sibling
NIT	Homecoming
Is ...
What college football fans are pining for	The end of every teen comedy
Crowns

The national champ	King and queen

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