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Posted: Thursday July 10, 2008 12:53PM; Updated: Thursday July 10, 2008 12:53PM

Tale of the Tape

SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up the two women in Alex Rodriguez's life.

Madonna	Cynthia Rodriguez
Is ...
His supposed "affair of the heart"	His soon-to-be-ex-wife
Age
49	34
Nickname
Material Girl, Madge	C-Rod
Resume
Singer, producer and "actress"	Former psychology teacher and volleyball player
Met A-Rod
Through their agent	At the gym
Body Of Work


View on Kabbalah
Reveals "the value of your worth"	A mind-control device
Madonna Song That Best Describes Her Current Situation
Thief Of Hearts	Love Don't Live Here Anymore
Fashion Statement

Cone bra	Word play

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