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Posted: Thursday October 2, 2008 11:38AM; Updated: Thursday October 2, 2008 11:38AM

Tale of the Tape

Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two stars who were impossible to replace.

Joe Torre	Suzanne Somers
Never The Same After They Left
New York Yankees	Three's Company
Benefitted From Their Untimely Departure
Los Angeles Dodgers	People Who Wanted To Strengthen Their Thighs
Tried To Replace Them
Joe Girardi	Jenilee Harrison, Priscilla Barnes
Looked Best In
Pinstripes	Short shorts
Was Loved The Most By
New York fans	Jack Tripper
Had A Grumpy

Owner	Landlord
Competition
Terry Francona	Janet Wood
Was Glad To Get Away From
New York Media	Larry Dallas
Went On To Work With
Manny Ramirez	Patrick Duffy
Favorite Crazy Don

Zimmer	Knots

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