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Posted: Thursday November 13, 2008 2:23PM; Updated: Thursday November 13, 2008 2:23PM

Tale of the Tape

Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli looks at two people whose best years may be behind them.

Roy Jones, Jr.	Lindsay Lohan
Age
39	22
Recent Bad Moment
Loss to Joe Calzaghe	Using an offensive term while talking about Barack Obama
May or May Not Be
The best fighter of the past 20 years	Bisexual
Recently Has Spent Lots of Time
Training in the gym	Hanging out with Samantha Ronson
Side Career
Playing semi-pro basketball	Singing
Career Highlight

Becoming heavyweight champ	Mean Girls
Career Low Point
Second-round loss to Antonio Tarver	Getting dumped as host of the World Music Awards
Big Pay Day
$10 million for fighting John Ruiz	$7.5 million for Just My Luck
Chest
38 inches	34C
Hard
Puncher	Partier
Forgettable

Ya'll Must Have Forgot music video	I Know Who Killed Me

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