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Posted: Thursday December 4, 2008 2:31PM; Updated: Thursday December 4, 2008 2:31PM

Tale of the Tape

Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli looks at two guys who shouldn't play with guns.

Plaxico Burress	Ralphie Parker
A.K.A
Harris Smith	Messy Marvin
Shot Himself
In the thigh	In the eye
Got the Gun For?
Protection	Christmas
Gun of Choice
Plaxico Burress	Ralphie Parker
.40 Caliber Glock	Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle
Punishment For Bad Behavior
Four-game suspension	Mouth washed out with soap
Other Embarrassments
Numerous fines	Dad's leg lamp
Has A Busy
Lawyer	Imagination
Has Run-Ins With
Tom Coughlin	Scut Farkus & Grover Dill
Ring
Plaxico Burress	Ralphie Parker
Super Bowl	Little Orphan Annie Decoder

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