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Posted: Thursday December 11, 2008 3:55PM; Updated: Thursday December 11, 2008 3:55PM
Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli looks at two filthy rich people who struggle with their weight.
CC Sabathia
Oprah
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$161 million over seven years
$275 million
in 2008
Current Weight
290 pounds
200 pounds
Awards
2007 AL Cy Young
17 Emmys
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His postseason ERA (7.92)
Tom Cruise
jumping on her couch
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Hank Steinbrenner
Dr. Phil
Fans
Want him on their team
Will do
anything
she tells them to do
Enjoys the Benefits of Their Success
His agent,
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Steadman Graham
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Going 11-2 for the Brewers down the stretch in 2008
Getting Americans to read
In 2008, made sure to take care of
Indians fans
Barack Obama
BFF
Mike Cameron
Gayle King
Mike Cameron
Gayle King
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