North Carolina is taking down every shred of evidence that Marion Jones was once a Tar Heel. We suggest they replace it with streaming video of Tyler Hansbrough's dunk over 7-foot-7 Kenny George. Who knows what Psycho T will jump over next?
Punishment Fit the Crime?
A student at Valdosta State was so angry about the school's decision to build two large parking garages with $30 million of student fees, he posted fliers around campus, wrote mass e-mails and sent a letter to the editor of the school's paper. Now he's booted from school. The moral of the story: Be apathetic and don't rock the boat.
Party Foul
A fraternity at Northwestern is in hot water with the university after hiring "the one and only hardcore midget wrestling company" to perform at a recruitment event last week.
The Heisman Race in 2008
Who will win next year's Heisman Trophy? ::
Al Tielemans/SI, AP, Damian Strohmeyer/SI
Is it too early to start thinking about next year's Heisman? We hope not, especially since The Heisman Pundit listed his top 10 candidates for next year's award (with Tim Tebow nowhere to be found on said list).
Pop Culture Nugget
Courtney Love is producing a movie titled Heavier Than Heaven about the life of Kurt Cobain. And who does Love want to play her in the move? Scarlett Johansson (because they look so much alike).
Diet of a College Swimmer
Just in case you were wondering how much food a college swimmer consumes during an average day, here's your answer.
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