Jayhawks Bring Out Their Inner Waterboy
Kansas fans are in a bit of a pickle. Devoted Jayhawks have been asking themselves lately: To chant or not to chant?. Why? Well, the wheat-wavers have clung to rather extreme measures of rooting for their team. Namely, telling their players to rip their opponents' 'effin heads off. Charming, right? Now the school's administration is discussing ways to punish the profane chanters. Word to the wise: Don't repeat everything you hear ... especially if comes from the movie The Waterboy.
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Badger Brilliance By Bret Bielema
Forget the plays. There are too many and they require all those 'Xs' and 'Os.' From now on, every team should take its cues from coach Bret Bielema at Wisconsin. The man has mastered the art of faking out an opponent: using look-alikes.
Greatest Thing Since Erin Andrews
Erin Andrews, your time is up. The Big Ten Network has snagged Ashley Russell as a conference sideline reporter. As well as providing insightful lockerroom news -- as all sideline reporters do -- Ashley has been kind enough to provide this extra bit of info for all you drooling guys out there: "If men can be really loyal to a team -- if he's a huge Yankees fan or whatever -- that carries a lot of weight in life too. That might mean that he's a pretty honest and loyal guy." So there you have it. Start kissin' up to Jeter.
Big Orange Voodoo
Wyoming football coach Joe Glenn may finally have his day. Remember when Syracuse backed out of a 2009 football game on the Cowboys home turf that was supposed to be part of a two-game series between the teams? Yeah, and remember how Glenn responded with: "I'm putting all kinds of voodoo on them?" Right. So it's the 2009 season now. Bum, bum, bum, bum BUM. (That's scary music.)
There's been an addition to the fed's $700 billion bailout plan. Thanks to the kind people at Andrew Jackson University (an online institution), members of Congress can brush up on their economics for ... wait for it ... FREE! That's right. Econ 101. Free of charge to those who need it most.
College Boozing in Numbers
There are so many college drinking statistics here, you're going to need a game of beer pong to rid your mind of so many numbers. Ridiculous.
Don't Forget Your Morning Grub
As CollegeOTR points out, just because you have a massive hangover and are still dressed in your scuzzy bar clothes from the night before, you don't need to miss out on breakfast. Here are eight reasons to wake up still blitzed.
Pop Culture Nugget
Jamie Lynn Spears is the only 17-year-old who can make headlines for NOT getting pregnant just months after popping out her first kid.
Today In Hot Clicks
Red Sox players as Bond movie villains ... "F-you" moments of '08 ... Toughest NHL players ... Wade dating Union ... Video: Moonman on golf course ... Movie spoofs.
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