Return Of The Dark Knight
Bob Knight told an Indianapolis television station that he's mulling a return to coaching/player-strangling/chair-throwing. His reasons for coming back were hard to make out as there were too many bleeped words. Though, when asked about cheating in general in the college game, Knight, a man recognized for running clean programs, said cheaters should be shot for they "are too dumb to be alive." Yep, the charmer's ready for a comeback. Hide the chairs. Save the policemen. Lock away the shotguns.
Here's one way to get a party started that we're really high on: giving away free Marijuana pipes. Pro-pot groupies at the University of Colorado gave away the pipes to attract more members to the National Organization of the Reform of Marijuana Laws. The plan worked, as 300 signed up and seven got the free pipes. The real story though: CNN news anchor Mike Galanos' little intro to the story. I believe he said "blow a gasket." How timely, Mike.
Tried, Tested, Trusted
If twisted enough, it seems only logical that to gain one's trust you have to betray that person. I mean, how do you know if they truly trust you unless that trust is tested, perhaps deceived? Whatever, The Michigan Daily understands my ridiculous logic. Note to self: Don't leave belongings around Michigan Daily reporters.
Print media may be dying, but one newspaper reporter has found a way to add a little spice to his job. As The Wiz Of Odds noticed, Scott Wolf of the Los Angeles Daily News has, once again, found a cozy little spot next to some cheerleaders. Man gets around.
In Need Of A College Bailout Plan?
It seems Clemson fans are. Given the Tigers horrendous season thus far, those who've wagered on the team have taken some hard hits financially. Thanks to Covers.com, here are a list of other teams that will rip you off.
Rigors Of College Life
There's so much more to college than just classes. Take Coastal Carolina University, for example, a dynamic liberal arts institution just minutes from South Carolina's Myrtle Beach. While the university offers rigorous degree programs, like golf management, students enjoy the beach
More BCS Ballyhoo
Lee Corso, USC, conspiracy theorists and Jamie Lee Curtis -- all wrapped up in one, nice little story.
Kids, it's time to open your hearts and sharpen your pencils, because the SIOC Mailbag is back. So send in your questions on college sports and college life and we'll pen insightful, moving and witty responses to help you see the light.
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