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Posted: Wednesday June 18, 2008 3:26PM; Updated: Thursday June 19, 2008 1:22PM
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The continuing saga of Crash, Annie and Nuke

Story Highlights
  • Bull Durham 20 years later: Crash Davis becomes a minor league coach
  • Annie Savoy becomes a well-respected adviser to other women
  • Nuke LaLoosh lives the full big league experience
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Crash Davis and Annie Savoy
Crash Davis (left) and Annie Savoy didn't hit it off right off the bat, but a shared love of baseball eventually helped spark their romance.
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Bull Durham 20th Anniversary
 
 
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To help mark the 20th anniversary this week of the release of Bull Durham, Sports Illustrated senior writer Austin Murphy set out to discover what happened to the film's main characters, Crash Davis, Annie Savoy and Nuke LaLoosh.

Say it ain't so. Has it really been a score of seasons since we were introduced to "the greatest show on dirt?" Twenty years since that lubricious laugh riot of a loop through the Carolina League? That's a lot of water under the bridge -- a lot of fungus on our shower shoes. Whatever became of the characters in Bull Durham?

You've seen some of them, no doubt, without realizing you were seeing them. Take Jose, the chicken-bone wielding, Santeria-practicing first baseman. He made it to the show in 1990, and lasted 11 seasons. His sophomore slump in Milwaukee was compounded by the local PETA chapter, which made his life miserable when it was reported that he really did cut the head off a live rooster to take a curse off his glove.

And you've probably read about Larry Hockett, the assistant coach whose mincing, upright trot to the mound, followed by his powwow-ending oration ("Candlesticks always make a nice gift ... Okay, let's get two!") ranks among the most sublime moments in one of the best sports movies, ever. Larry crossed over to the dark side and became an agent. The week he got certified, he poached Nuke Laloosh from Scott Boras. (The rumor is that Arli$$, the "super agent" of HBO fame, was based, in part, on Hockett).

Not to worry, leftfielder and born-again Christian Jimmy is still married to Millie (who made a huge fuss over the candlesticks). While Jimmy never made it past double-A, he came to regard his release as a blessing because it freed him to follow his life's work: he's now the pastor a megachurch in Sugar Land, Texas. He and Millie have four daughters, the oldest of whom -- 17-year-old Chastity -- "has a bit of a wild streak," her father confided, with a slightly forced laugh, during a recent 700 Club appearance.

The Crash and Annie Show, likewise, had legs,despite their abiding disagreement over the merits of the novels of Susan Sontag (him: "Self-indulgent overrated crap" her: "Brilliant!"). Once they got together, they stayed together. Crash quit the game, leaving on his own terms. Annie "quit" boys. That is, she settled into a long-term relationship with Davis, whose robust appetites and broad interests -- in philosophy, baseball history, religions of the world, clawfoot bathtubs, votive candles and pedicures, among other things -- were an excellent match for her own.

In the movie's penultimate scene, Crash and Annie were sharing a porch swing when he mentions an "opening for a manager in Visalia," and she tells him what a great skipper he would be, "because you understand about non-linear thinking."

Davis was referring to the Class A Oaks of Visalia, Calif., in the heart of the San Joaquin Valley. Annie agreed to accompany him under one condition: that they make the trip in his slightly dinged up but ultra-cool Oldsmobile convertible. Theirs was a nonlinear journey. They took back roads wherever possible. As Crash later put it, in a reference to the motels they occupied and the use to which they put them, "We got our kicks on Route 66."

They stopped in Vegas on the way, and, in a display of spontaneity not seen since their urgent, Wheaties-spilling breakfast-table clench late in the movie, they were married the next day. They tied the knot in the Little White Wedding Chapel, where they chose the "Romantic's Package" over the "Lover's Package" in part because the former included ... a garter for the bride.

In Visalia, Davis inherited a youthful roster: a mix of post-adolescents barely out of high school and Latin American players of indeterminate age. Only once, at the end of a five-game losing streak in June, was he forced to herd them team into the shower, scatter bats all over the floor, then deliver a fiery oration during which -- and this was no coincidence -- he used the wordy "Lollygaggers," or some variant of it, half a dozen times. (The team responded, sweeping a weekend set against the Stockton Ports.) While Davis had several players who were a season or two from The Show, none had the talent of his old mentee, the formerly clueless Ebbie Calvin (Nuke) LaLoosh.

As a rookie, Nuke rapidly gained renown for both his body of work -- he piled up impressive numbers of wins, strikeouts, bases on balls and hit batsmen -- and his absurdly contorted, back-to-the-plate, eyes-to-the-heavens delivery. Crash's cliché lessons notwithstanding, Laloosh kept the beat writers scribbling with his frequent, unprompted soliloquies on his "parietal eye" and the state of his various shakras.

After winning 15 games that first season -- he came in second in balloting for NL Rookie of the Year -- Nuke was described by as "a cross between Mark (The Bird) Fidrych and Mitch (Wild Thing) Williams. While he did not speak to the ball, a la Fidrych, he could clearly be seen speaking to himself before his windup. Lip-reading fans determined that his preferred mantras were:

"Don't think, Meat."

"Just give 'em the gas."

"Fear and Ignorance."

"This underwear feels kinda sexy."

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