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Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima and Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric eloped on Valentine's Day. The news prompted this e-mail from Anne, of Rochester, N.Y.: "I assume every single man who reads a sports blog (especially this one) has seen the news about Adriana Lima eloping on Valentines Day to Marko Jaric. While you all frantically search for the link, my favorite part of the People article is how they called Jaric a basketball star. Since when are benchwarmers stars? Am I the only one who finds that to be a ridiculous comment?" Jaric is averaging 1.9 points, 1 rebound and 1.1 assists per game, so, yes, calling him a star would be a teeny, tiny stretch. But he's making $6.6 million this year and he's married to Adriana Lima. He's a superstar in my book!

Nate Robinson made sure to fistbump Will Ferrell (and give him his dunk contest jersey) during the Knicks win over the Pacers last night, while Kobe Bryant recently chatted with Bill O'Reilly. However, nothing can top Devin Harris' game-winning shot, made even better by having Marv Albert behind the mic to call it.

If you're pumped up about Tiger Woods' return to the links Wednesday, maybe you'll want to bid on an empty Gatorade bottle that he supposedly drank from during the 2007 PGA championship. It'll only cost you $25,000.

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A commercial airing in China is using David Beckham's image to promote a Viagra-like sex pill. The spot even includes the line "Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It's also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria." There's definitely a joke that can be made about this story and the Armani billboard above, but I won't go there.

Russell Martin and Joba Chamberlain seem to be enjoying life these days.

Hot Clicks showed you the video of Jim Calhoun going off on a reporter yesterday. Complex.com follows that up by looking at Five Great NCAA Basketball Press Conference Meltdowns.

In honor of National Pancake Day, IHOP is giving away free ... you guessed it ... PANCAKES! ... Holy Taco, which brought us The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built during Super Bowl week, is back with another gem: The Cured, Rolled Pig Face. ... The Angry T is looking at the hottest women of the Food Network. ... Josh Altares, of Beaumont, Texas, sends us this clip of a woman calling 911 because she was having trouble getting her Western Burger from Burger King. ... Watch an Australian man break 47 watermelons -- with his head.

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This shot gave Pacific Union College a playoff spot. It's more impressive than Devin Harris' heave. (Thanks to Nick Lampke, and Bryan M., of Angwin, Calif., for the link.)

It's always fun to watch a Guinness World Record get set. Especially when it's for the longest human toss.

Brooks, of Chattanooga, Tenn., says "I thought you would enjoy this ridiculous/amazing commercial. The confident mention of its "incredible demand" makes it even better."

Sean, of China, Maine, says "Jimmy, I'm not sure what your criteria is for '80s videos, but here's my submission, which haunts me to this day: The Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats. A man running around with a short person, a medieval theme, people in chicken masks, while singing about some sort of dance that I really have no explanation for (I've heard theories from nuclear war awareness to dancing at clubs where there are no skinheads). It totally sums up the '80s."