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Posted: Thursday August 27, 2009 11:33AM; Updated: Thursday August 27, 2009 11:33AM

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Tale of the Tape

SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two stars that just won't go away.

Heidi Montag	Brett Favre
Wish They'd Just
Disappear	Disappear
Recent Inexcusable Move
Miss Universe "performance"	Joined Vikings
Talent
Indiscernible	Future Hall of Famer
Enabler

Spencer Pratt	Brad Childress
New View
Appeared in Playboy	Creating a "schism" in Minnesota
Biggest Enemy
Lauren Conrad	Retirement
Fueled By
Michael Jackson juice?	Fountain of Youth?
Animal "Cruelty"

Zebra print obsession	Goatwith No. 4 shaved into it

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