Tony, Listen Up
You've probably heard by now that Tony Romo has broken up with Jessica Simpson -- the day before her birthday, no less. Now, I don't want to be insensitive to Jessica's feelings, but this really sucks for me. I need these athletes to keep dating hot celebrities so I have fodder for Hot Clicks. Romo has come through twice, dating Carrie Underwood before Simpson. But we need to look forward, and I'm here to help Romo find his next leading lady. These are my five suggestions for which celebrity the quarterback should date next. The only caveat is this -- no blondes. It's time for Tony to change it up. 1) Jennifer Aniston: She just turned 40 and cougars are all the rage; 2) Anne Hathaway: I always get e-mails from readers who want to see Hathaway in Hot Clicks and we know Hathaway needs a clean-cut guy after her last boyfriend had some trouble with the law; 3) Emmanuelle Chriqui: Like I've said many times, Entourage is awful, so I need another excuse to feature Chriqui in Hot Clicks; 4) Leryn Franco: I have no idea if she even speaks English, but they're both athletes. What more could Romo want?; 5) Maria Menounos: I don't know if she has a boyfriend, but simply put, she's so underrated and so hot.
Awesome.ly.com tells you 10 things every sports fan needs to do before they die.
From One Waste Of Time To Another
Some of you suffered through the Home Run Derby last night. For those of you who will suffer through the All-Star Game tonight, here are four ways to improve the exhibition.
One Saving Grace
Cyndi Lauper's Claim To Fame
If you're a fan of old-school, '80s wrestling, you'll love this in-depth look at the Rock-N-Wrestling connection.
Bleacher Report recaps the first half of the baseball season by comparing each team to a song.
Twitter And Facebook
Sports Video Of The Day
This is kinda impressive. (Thanks for Viq, of Toronto, for the link.)
Great Fan Catch Video Of The Day
This woman has some skills.
World's Fastest Everything Video Of The Day
From cup stacker to clapper to 100-meter runner, this video is nothing but clips of people who are the world's fastest at something.
Movie Trailer Of The Day
What if Microsoft Office was a summer blockbuster action movie?
Have A Link, Comment or Question For Us?
More Extra Mustard