The calendar has turned to August, which means the football season is officially in our sights. Unfortunately, the NFL begins a little later than usual this year, so we have six weeks to go until that first slate of Sunday games (Sept. 13). So, Hot Clicks will count down to the start of the season each Monday by highlighting one amusing story from the past week and, because everyone hates Mondays, we'll try to cheer you up by featuring the cheerleaders from the team our story is about. We kick things off with LenDale White and the Tennessee Titans' cheerleaders. White lost 30 pounds this offseason. How did he do it? He stopped drinking tequila.

The very early 2009-10 NFL Injury of the Year comes from the Detroit Lions -- naturally. It seems wide receiver Bryant Johnson had a mishap with a golf cart.

There have always been rumors that Jennifer Lopez took out an insurance policy on her bum. Stacy Keibler took out a policy on her legs. And now a report says Real Madrid has insured Cristiano Ronaldo's legs for $142 million.

Who knew the thing that would make Tiger Woods break down and have a good laugh would be a release of gas? (Thanks to DJ, of Atlanta, Anthony, of West Islip, N.Y., and Daniel Reinhold, of Dallas, for the heads up on this important story.)

Uncoached.com has put together a photo essay detailing the life and times of Hulk Hogan. One omission: Hulk's appearance on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

It's hard to find anything to laugh about when it comes to our current economic climate, but this will make you chuckle. ... Here are the five television props that everyone wanted. ... Here's a gallery of bike smash-ups. ... Jessica Alba at the beach -- that's all.

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This video totally nails the Brett Favre situation.

Seth Rogen tells Jimmy Kimmel how he got dissed by Megan Fox. (Thanks to Jeff Sayoc, of Twinsburg, Ohio and Marco A., of Los Angeles, for the link.)

I used to like Facebook. I hate it now. But I can still appreciate this tribute song. (Thanks to Jennie, of Lakeland, Fla., for the link.)

Remember the wedding entrance video that went viral a couple of weeks ago? Well, there's a sequel. (Thanks to David, of Plano, Texas, Bridget, of Metairie, L.A., Admir, of Minneapolis, Tyler Stafford, of Bloomington, Ill., and BC, of Chicago, for the link.)