I know the NFL season begins tonight -- there will be plenty of links about it in today's Hot Clicks -- but I need to start with a little summation of why everyone reading this should be on Twitter (and following me). Let's recap yesterday's Twitter events: Terrell Owens -- yes, Terrell Owens -- breaks the news that Brady Quinn won the Cleveland Browns' starting quarterback job. Then, Owens goes on to bash ESPN. Then, word comes down that the worst sports column ever has been written. Later in the evening, news breaks that Ellen DeGeneres is replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol. Then, Reggie Bush comes up with a clever line about the Roger Federer-Robin Soderling match. Then Alyssa Milano posts a link to the 10 Most Embarrassing Moments In White People Dancing History. And lastly, Fatpickled.com sends me a tweet that Audrina Patridge looks kinda good on the cover of the latest issue of Maxim magazine.

It's hard enough to just walk in midtown Manhattan, but yesterday, Alexander Ovechkin drove a Zamboni down Sixth Avenue.

This is actually a great story. Sidney Crosby delivered Penguins season tickets to a woman two years ago. He returned to the fan's house this week to bring her this season's tickets and surprised her with the Stanley Cup, as well. Not surprisingly, she couldn't contain her excitement.

NFL separated-at-birth photos. ... Ten rules for watching football with your friends. ... A summary of each team using the current Billboard 100. ... Download the 2009 NFL Cheerleader Schedule. ... Here's your 2009 broadcasting guide.

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Hey, who is that jumping up and down in a luxury suite as Derek Jeter ties Lou Gehrig's Yankees team record for hits?

First up is a must-hear audio clip of a guy leaving two voicemails for a lady he just met. Then, check out the very amusing Ruminations.com.

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Alex Rodriguez has stayed out of trouble this season and has kept a low profile since spring training. But this video is still very funny.

The best part is the reaction of the anchor back in the studio.

Um, interesting ad by Budweiser.