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Mark Sanchez, you are loved:: AP : Peter Read Miller/SI : Icon SMI

In honor of Mark Sanchez's stellar performance in the Rose Bowl (four TDs, 413 yards), we scouted out the greatest Sanchez fan page on Facebook. Why? Because we have no life. That being said, make sure to check out "I don't care what you say -- Mark Sanchez is HOT." (Note: You must log in to Facebook to experience the full hottness of Sanchez.)

All Mark Titus, an Ohio State backup, wants to do is blog. Is that so wrong?

NOTE: The original item I posted about Mr. Titus receiving a cease and desist notice from the NCAA was an error. My sincerest apology to Club Trillion fans and Mr. Titus.

If you're still hung over from New Year's, you probably won't want to read this. But just in case (you know, for future reference) here are five drinking myths that prove to be fatal. Bet you're wishing you didn't have that last martini, now, huh?

Tim Tebow is a baller in so many ways. :: Icon SMI

Tim Tebow may have lost the Heisman this year, but he's the only player in history who will have appeared in two bowl games in one season. First the Orange Bowl, as Cincinnati's starting right tackle, and then the National Championship game Jan. 8 as Florida's star QB. Plus, he had this smokin' number (see anonymous gorgeous girl above) by his side at an awards show this year. Yes, he's just that good.

Still in need of a New Year's resolution? CNN has you covered. Work with your significant other to create a stronger bond between the two of you. For starters, stop farting, blowing "snot rockets" and leaving the bathroom door open.

Thank goodness! This past New Year's celebration in New York's Times Square marked the last time we will ever have to see those heinous double-zero glasses. The designer of those flashing 2-0-0-9 specs is already mulling ways to torture us for the 2010 party.

The greatest story about two sticks and a chain that you'll ever read.

Former Auburn coach Terry Bowden just got a new gig at the University of North Alabama, a Division II school. If this job doesn't work out, he wants you to know he's one of heck of a motivational speaker. Have you seen his web site? Terry Bowden is a dynamic motivational speaker who also happens to be incredibly funny. Quite the sales pitch, isn't it?

So there's good news and bad news out of the resolved Viacom-Time Warner Cable battle. Fortunately, Stephen Colbert will still grace us with his presence. Unfortunately, Lauren Conrad and her equally mindless cohorts will, too.

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Danica's speeding off the track ... A few suggestions for some New Year's resolutions ... Zamboni on the rocks ... Teeing off on Obama ... The face of Denver.

Tom Arnold will invade March Madness again ... A Florida high school team pulls a no-show at its own bowl game ... This commercial ran during the Rose Bowl and no one knows which 'G' it's referring to

Manchester United + an extra few thousand pounds.

This could not have felt good.