You know how a lot of major league stadiums have a number to text if you're having an issue at the ballpark? Well, Clevescene.com has two funny stories about fans sending texts that missed the point of the service.

Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green yesterday. A few days before, she was rocking an old-school Hartford Whalers T-shirt.

Check out this very funny video of gold-medal winner Ryan Getzlaf taunting silver-medal-winning Anaheim Ducks teammate Bobby Ryan. (Thanks to Rod, of Calgary, Alberta, Canada, for the link.)

A fan at last night's Mets-Marlins game in Puerto Rico didn't seem too happy with Dan Uggla losing his control of the bat.

Here's an amusing story about a guy from St. Petersburg, Fla., who ran onto the field during a recent World Cup match. ... Here is the hottest World Cup fan. ... Here is the most disgusting World Cup moment.

Here is a parody of Coldplay's Viva La Vida about LeBron James' courtship this week.

Matt, of McKinney, Texas, says, "I am going through withdrawals. I neeeeeeeed my weekly dosage of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship. I looked all day Friday and couldn't find it. I hope you have better resources than I do." I don't, but I was still able to find the latest installment of Unnecessary Censorship that wasn't posted in time for last Friday's Hot Clicks.

Jerry Seinfeld might not like Lady Gaga, but this guy does.