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Yesterday, I announced that I had some Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader swimsuit calendars to give away. I asked people to write funny, creative e-mails about why they should get one. I was stunned at how many e-mails that came in, but you guys came through with some gems. (On a side note, remember Lauren, the cheerleader who was featured in Tuesday's A.M. Hot Clicks? I even got an e-mail from her husband, who wrote in just to brag.) Anyway, it was tough to narrow the field down to nine winners, but I did my best. Here are the winning entries. And if any Philadelphia bloggers/websites are reading this, I strongly recommend that you read the last e-mail and make a YouTube with those lyrics.