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Posted: Wednesday February 17, 2010 11:35AM; Updated: Wednesday February 17, 2010 11:53AM
Andy Staples

Forget expansion -- it's time for full-blown conference realignment

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Top revenue-producing schools should break from NCAA, form own league

CASH would feature four super conferences of 16 teams, be television gold

Move would address two major issues: expansion, antitrust concerns for BCS

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Under the CASH structure, the SEC could add another marquee rivalry by absorbing Oklahoma and Oklahoma State.
Under the CASH structure, the SEC could add another marquee rivalry by absorbing Oklahoma and Oklahoma State.

I don't normally hear black helicopters. I've never fashioned headgear from a roll of Reynolds Wrap. Yet every time I think about the tectonic shifts in the conference structure of big-time college sports, I hear a telltale thwap-thwap-thwap, and I suddenly find myself standing in front of an open drawer in my kitchen.

When we hear about the Big Ten potentially plucking Nebraska or the Pac-10 nabbing Colorado, there are no darker forces than usual at play. But maybe there should be.

Anyone who reads this space regularly knows I prefer a playoff to the BCS to decide a football champion. So it is with great trepidation that I present a plan that could bail out the fatcats who created the BCS from their greed-induced government torment. My scheme could also help them build a more profitable -- and nearly bulletproof -- system that would allow them to prosper for the foreseeable future.

If the leaders of the nation's top revenue-generating athletic programs want to save the bowl system, if they want to avoid a Justice Department investigation that would destroy the BCS on antitrust grounds, if they want to make oodles more money with minimum interference, they'll forget about trying to move a few chess pieces around the board and realize they need to start playing an entirely different game.

It all starts with leaving the NCAA.

The NCAA began with the noblest intentions, but it has grown into a bloated beast of an organization that routinely does harm even when it tries to do good. Plus, if you're in charge of an athletic department that brings in more than $40 million a year in revenue, you don't appreciate the NCAA's pesky habit of distributing money you played a larger role earning to programs straining to keep their noses above the poverty line. You also probably don't appreciate the president, Congress and the Justice Department telling you how to run the postseason in your most lucrative sport.

So tell them all to go fly a kite.

Use whatever number and organizational structure you want, but it seems most sensible to take the 64 highest earning athletic programs and split them into four regional, 16-team superconferences. Play all the sports you've been playing, but keep the competition within those 64 programs and let the remaining NCAA teams play one another. There's a ton of money in postseason men's basketball, and you'll need plenty of women's sports to keep you Title IX compliant. Plus, the non-revenue sports make great tax write-offs, which you'll need now that you no longer enjoy the NCAA's tax-exempt status. (Sorry about that, but you'll still come out ahead.)

Form your own governing body and write whatever rules you want. You can call the new group whatever you want. I suggest the Collegiate Athletic Select Hegemony.

So here's how the CASH would work. Since the SEC and Big Ten, the two strongest conferences, will want to keep their regular-season television deals, allow each conference to cut its own regular-season deals while centralizing control of the postseason rights. The Pac-10 has its Rose Bowl connection, making it powerful enough to make the cut. Meanwhile, the ACC offers some attractive football programs and roundball legitimacy. Using the data schools supplied to the U.S. Department of Education after the 2008-09 school year, I compiled a list of the 64 biggest earners. As coincidence would have it, only one member of the four surviving conferences (Mississippi State) fell below the Delany line. Since the SEC's new multibillion-dollar TV deals kicked in during the current school year, it's safe to assume the Bulldogs will vault into the top 64. So sorry, Iowa State. You just missed the cut.

The only school from the current crop of mid-majors to win a golden ticket would be TCU, which brought in $46.5 million in revenue in 2008-09. If a program from a conference that receives a negatively disproportionate share of the postseason pot can rake in that kind of dough, it's welcome in this new millionaires' club. The Horned Frogs would join Baylor, Colorado, Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech in the new Pac-16.

CASH Conference Affiliations
SEC Big Sixteen ACC Pac-16
Alabama Illinois Boston College Arizona
Arkansas Indiana Clemson Arizona State
Auburn Iowa Connecticut Baylor
Florida Kansas Duke Cal
Georgia Kansas State Florida State Colorado
Kentucky Michigan Georgia Tech Oregon
Louisville Michigan State Maryland Oregon State
LSU Minnesota Miami Stanford
Mississippi State Missouri North Carolina TCU
Oklahoma Nebraska NC State Texas
Oklahoma State Northwestern Pittsburgh Texas A&M
Ole Miss Notre Dame Rutgers Texas Tech
South Carolina Ohio State Syracuse UCLA
Tennessee Penn State Virginia USC
Vanderbilt Purdue Virginia Tech Washington
West Virginia Wisconsin Wake Forest Washington State

The Pac-16 football champ could play in the Rose Bowl every year against the champion of the Big Sixteen if the membership so chose. No one could do anything about it -- especially not the government.

Since the CASH would pay taxes, the president couldn't threaten its tax-exempt status. Since it would produce the same product as the more-established NCAA, it wouldn't be a monopoly, either. Instead, it would be the NCAA's direct competitor. If consumers chose to spend more money on the CASH's product, so be it. The CASH is an athletic organization Adam Smith would love. An Invisible Hand would hold an invisible remote control, and it would always choose to click on Georgia playing Oklahoma for the SEC title.

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