Refereeing at World Cup is a joke, and it's hurting image of the game
I like soccer but had no choice but to be turned off by incompetent refereeing
FIFA so arrogant it makes British Petroleum look like a cuddly quilting circle
Not fixing errors in officiating that are entirely correctible is just plain stupid
I'm not a soccer hater. I'm not one of those guys who sit around laughing at funny South American nicknames while waiting for the start of NFL training camps. I've covered pro soccer and I understand it. I DVRed several World Cup games, not just those played by the United States, and always defend soccer to one of my sons, who thinks the game is painfully slow.
The World Cup refereeing has been an absolute joke, so atrocious that it has come close to ruining the entire tournament for me.
Who cares, right? I'm not the soccer demographic, the guy who picks his cable system based on the best selection of Premier League games. And I wasn't the journalist traipsing from one end of South Africa to the other, chronicling the hundreds of incredible stories that demanded to be told but will never see the light of day because we're not a soccer country.
But I am the armchair fan who desperately wants to love this game, and, like untold thousands (millions?), had no choice but to curse it out, turned off by incompetent refereeing, a situation exacerbated by a governing body so intransigent and arrogant it makes British Petroleum look like a warm and cuddly quilting circle. "I am very, very satisfied," Jose-Maria Garcia-Aranda, the head of FIFA's referees, said of the quality of officiating in the World Cup matches.
If he truly believes that, Mr. Garcia-Aranda is very, very, very out of it.
Let's cut right to the chase:
In a sport where a score of, say, 5-2 is considered an offensive onslaught of massive proportions, a legitimate goal must be counted. If the ball bounces over the line, it's a goal. End of story, no debate, case closed. True, other sports are not perfect when it comes to scoring. A mistaken non-call on goaltending might take away a legitimate field goal in an NBA game, for example, but that's two points out of 200. And replays are now allowed to determine if a shot counts for two points or three. In major league baseball, a sport that takes to change the way a sea lion takes to the Sahara, umpires are now allowed to consult replay cameras to determine whether a home run is fair or foul or whether a ball did in fact go over the barrier into the seats. And it goes without saying that the NFL replay system all but guarantees that a touchdown will be counted as a touchdown.
But even if there were no replay in other sports, disallowing a legit goal in soccer, a sport in which offenses work so hard for even a great opportunity to take a crack at the goal, is indefensible. Even the most tradition-bound purists must agree that a goal should be a goal. So when referee Mauricio Espinosa mistakenly disallowed Frank Lampard's goal on Sunday, a score that would've enabled England to tie Germany 2-2, it was a very big deal. And when FIFA general secretary Jerome Valcke all but ruled out the use of video replay that would correct such situations, it exposed a sport crying out not just for visionary leadership but for leadership with some grasp of reality. Not counting a goal for fear of dehumanizing a sport with replay is not in the tradition of anything besides the tradition of ignorance.
The fact that Germany was the superior team and probably would've won the game anyway is irrelevant.
Lampard put it across the goal line.
Give the man a goal!
Cutting to the chase, part two:
In a sport whose doling out of punishment seems capricious at best -- a player can earn a yellow card for practically cutting someone's legs off at the knees and the same penalty for making an entirely legitimate defensive tackle -- the idea that a referee can make a game-changing call and not even explain what it was is right out of Kafka. As we all know, that's what happened when the manifestly incompetent Koman Coulibaly called something that took away what could have been the winning U.S. goal in its 2-2 opening-round tie with Slovenia. Most observers assumed that it was an offsides call on midfielder Michael Bradley, which would've been ridiculous given how a Slovenian defender was physically restraining him as Landon Donavan's free kick headed toward the net. But SI's Grant Wahl reported that the play-by-play sheet listed a foul on Maurice Edu, the midfielder who scored the goal, a call that was equally ridiculous. Wahl is fairly certain that the scorekeeper was just guessing anyway because he was not in communication with Coulibaly. The replay seems to reveal that Coulibaly isn't sure what he called himself.
At any rate, the situation screamed out for clarification because the least we can expect of referees is that we know what infraction they called. But Coulibaly's concept of justice that is not only blind but also mute was, needless to say, backed up by FIFA, whose officials repeatedly said that Coulibaly did not have to explain himself. "Some of them [referee calls] are not good decisions on the field of play and this for human beings, is natural," said Garcia-Aranda.
Mistakes are natural but not correcting the most egregious of them -- when they are correctable -- is just plain stupid. Disallowing a legitimate goal and making an unexplained phantom call on a goal are beyond human error. They are negations of the game itself, impossible to justify, impossible to explain away and impossible not to negatively affect the casual fan's belief in the sport.